Saturday, July 7, 2007

ZOMG! WE WON!!!!!!

YES!!!! WE WON!!!! AGAINST WESTBORO!!!!! AHH!!! (Just an FYI, Westboro is supposedly the best team in the whole summer league. BUT we BEAT them!!!!) And like everyone was sooooo freaking slow it wasnt even funny. But the pool really sucked; there werent any diving blocks or flags. Diving blocks arent really mandatory, but its nicer when you have them because it cuts off a lotta time. Like for me, it makes my time at least a second faster. A second is a lot for swimming. Flags are mandatory. Like, you cant swim fast withoouut them. You need them to count your strokes to the wall on backstroke, otherwise you hit your head and/or arm. It hurts. Voice of experience talking here.

And this pool doesnt have flags. Everyone swimming backstroke was SOOOOO slow because of that.

Oh, another crappy thing. Theres this gutter at the end of the pool in the third lane. And everyone who finishes right in front of the gutter gets their hand shoved into it. And it gets all scraped up and red. Painful. Just ask Jeffrey. It happened to him. But not me, because when I finish, I grab the edge of the pool. I dont just touch the wall, I grab the edge of the pool. Unlike some other losers I know....[[JUST KIDDING]].

And my 200 grad free relay PWNED. Like totaly PWNAGE. Like we beat them by a body length. I think it was because of me. Not to like, brag or anything (that means I'm bragging. Whenever someone says like "No offense" or "Not to be mean", they DO mean offense, and they ARE being mean. its one of those things) but when it was time for my 50 (I was the 3rd swimming), my relay and the Westboro one were tied. Like neck in neck or whatever. Then it was me and the Westboro girl. And the second I dived in I was faster than her. Like my dive passed her. It was pretty sad.

Anyways, gotta run. People are over my house.

--Alex [[PWNED Westboro!!!]]

P.S. I think the time on my blog is screwed up. Any of you know how to fix it?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, the GUTTER! Yeah, it made me emo... It made a nice prettyful cut on my wrist...

And our grad pwned more. We lapped them. We LAPPED them. :DDDDDDD

Anonymous said...

Well duh you didn't get stuck it. If I didn't TELL you to swim on the left side of the lane you would of got your little hand all caught in the gutter on your back-breast turn.

:DDDD

x.[Alex].x said...

Aw, shaddup.

EMO.

[[Well, about your grad relay, no duh. Because there wasnt a Westboro relay]]